Murdercise

6/16/2026

The perfect kind of bad I mean, this is bad. It is lovely, but it is just a homage to 80s slashers in the most terrible way. It raised $50k or something on crowdfunding platforms, with cameos from some patrons. The characters are obviously one-dimensional, the plot ludicrous, the soundtrack a lovely 80's tribute with no 80s songs, and on and on it goes. Some of the actresses are over-acting in the best possible way, and it is certainly charming, but let's not pretend this is a cinematic masterpiece. It is what it is. It does what it is supposed to do, but it cannot escape what it is. If you liked 80s slashers, especially the low-budget ones, this is for you. For anyone else - you could spend your time more wisely.