Stolen Kingdom

9/2/2026

This documentary started off really promising. Who doesn't love a story about urban exploration? Fascinating seeing places you can't always get to and with interesting lore surrounding Disney theme parks, this seemed like a really good watch. And then they went all in on interviewing Patrick Spikes, and all I can say is fuck that guy. Fuck that smarmy, self-obsessed, trash human being. He's that type of nerd that makes me hate being a nerd. Nothing redeemable about him and the fact that he was so brazen about his thefts I hope to god someone re-opens a case against him after this documentary's aired and throws the book at him. He certainly did way more illegal shit that should've landed him jail time. Most punchable face I've ever seen.