Up in Arms

5/14/2026

"Danny" (Danny Kaye) is suffering from draftitis, but Uncle Sam isn't so gullible - even when he claims to have a disease more readily found in fish. Anyway, with uniform beckoning he and best pal "Joe" (Dana Andrews) arrive at the training camp only to find that two of the officers at the base were nurses in his previous pill-popping life. "Mary" (Constance Dowling) is the apple of his eye but she actually prefers his pal. "Virginia" (Dinah Shore) has a bit of crush on "Danny" though, so perhaps - if they all survive the conflict - there might be hope for some romance? Well things don't exactly get off to an auspicious start when three are to be sent to the Pacific theatre of war, but instead of "Mary" being left at home, she ends up inadvertently stowing away aboard their ship. How can t