Please Think of the Narwhals

7/21/2025

At the beginning I thought this was just going to be one of those Greta Thunberg style pontifications saying green is good and everyone else is evil, but by layering this story from ridiculous to more ridiculous, it actually suggests a fair degree of commons sense at the end. It’s the young “Harry” (Louis Morris) who has been adopted by mums “Edith” (Aaliyah Warner) and “Marble” (Frankie Williams) and who is sick fed up of their refusal to recycle. Mum No. 1. is way to busy running her ball point pen and Exocet missiles businesses whilst No. 2 is just a yoga teaching natural litter lout. He tries to engage his friends, but it’s only when he warns of the existential danger to narwhals that he recruits “Gwen” (Summer Mainwaring) and they embark of a plan to cure his folks of their recalcitra