The Everlasting Secret Family

11/15/2025

There is something quite creepily unremarkable about the basic, fairly odious, premise of this drama. That is the fact that a wealthy and influential Australian senator (Arthur Dignam) has a penchant for schoolboys in their later teens, and so sends his Rolls Royce to fetch them from class so that they can come and entertain him. His chauffeur “Eric” (Dennis Miller) is entirely complicit in these activities, as - it would appear - are some of his teachers when the latest conquest (Mark Lee) is summoned. Now there is no suggestion of violence here, he is quite willing to trade his ass for what he perceives will be a life of luxury. What he doesn’t quite figure out, though, is that he is no “Dorian Gray” and as his youth fades, so does his marketability. Fortunately for him he is cute in mor