All Wishes Come True!

8/20/2026

Unlike with Greek or Roman mythology where immortality involved springing fully armed from your dad's head or emerging from a spume of sea foam, Chinese folks readily mixed with their gods and there was an intermediate level between them and the plebs where immortality could be conferred upon the worthy. Well that's what this disparate bunch of chancers, crooks and relapsed monks are hoping to obtain as they search for a magic lantern that might reverse the depressing "doomstrike" that is affecting the whole nation. "Lü Donbing" notices that a rather portly gentleman is wandering the streets of the city giving the "Artful Dodger" a run for his money, but when he tries to steal his ancient sword that means it is time to intercede. After quite a lengthy chase, and quite a lot of disrobing, h