Comedy · Crime

Cuatro condenados a vivir se han escapado

nadie va a morir

On Saturday night, four civilians were arrested for committing various minor crimes. Blitz Nova was arrested for assaulting a minor with a toy laser gun outside a high school. Desmond Benjamin was arrested for interfering with a police operation during a robbery because of "The Portuguese Homeland." John DeLuque was arrested for illegally selling the highly anticipated anime film "Pascual Does Not Dream About Foxy Girl Senpai" before its official release. Pau Cobos was arrested for illegally selling vapes. Despite their different offenses, they all shared the same sentence: three days in the local police station's holding cells. But waiting was never an option for them. Together, they took the initiative to escape the facility. The rest is history.