The Turkey

On the eve of his 30th birthday, a man hides out in his apartment while recovering from a hair transplant he got in Turkey. As he makes increasingly ridiculous excuses to avoid his friends and desperately protects his fragile new hair, his insecurity spirals into absurdity. When his friends show up to surprise him with an improvised birthday party, he's forced to keep up the charade until his scalp starts bleeding, sending him into a meltdown.