Aquatic House Party

6/1/2025

It says here that seals are cleverer than horses! Well, they were clearly not bright enough to turn down the month’s supply of mackerel they we given to star in this curious observation piece set in a Californian swimming pool. It’s a sort of indoor/outdoor construction that is populated by scantily clad, peroxide, nymphs who are clearly having a fun time splashing about in the summer as if preparing for the swimsuit round of a Miss America competition. Then the aforementioned mammals make their appearance and put the aquatic skills of their human counterparts to shame as they lithely navigate this not very deep pool with aplomb. Next it is the turn of the men to show off their prowess, but apart from a promising but ultimately disappointing attempt at a “69” from two speedo-clad youths on