Action · Comedy
Brain Smasher... A Love Story
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Trailer
Top Cast
Andrew Dice Clay
Ed Molloy
Teri Hatcher
Samantha Crain
Yuji Okumoto
Wu
Deborah Van Valkenburgh
Cammy Crain
Brion James
Brown
Tim Thomerson
Black
Charles Rocket
Jones
Nicholas Guest
Smith
Directed by
Albert Pyun
Production
Reviews
JPV852
6/1011/5/2023
You know, not a bad movie. Andrew Dice Clay was alright though just a toned down version of his stand-up but he and Teri Hatcher had their moments. And while not all of the humor worked, enough did that made me chuckle a few times. Also a plus, we get to see Hatcher wearing a stripper outfit for the third act... **3.0/5**
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