Action · Adventure
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Pay the price for paradise!
A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.
Part of the Bullets, Bombs, and Babes Collection →Trailer
Top Cast
Ronn Moss
Rowdy Abilene
Dona Speir
Donna Hamilton
Hope Marie Carlton
Taryn
Harold Diamond
Jade
Rodrigo Obregón
Seth Romero
Cynthia Brimhall
Edy Stark
Patty Duffek
Pattycakes
Wolf Larson
J.J. Jackson
Directed by
Andy Sidaris
Production
Reviews
DrMarty
12/14/2012
How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."
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