Bruiser

8/12/2026

There’s a reason Bruiser is mostly forgotten about when it comes to George Romero’s work. It’s a film that mostly isn’t worth seeking out unless you’re a diehard fan of the director or the genre. Peter Stormare outshines Jason Flemyng when it comes to memorable performances. Flemyng is rather monotone even when he starts killing, whereas Stormare is grandiose from the very moment he walks into the film. The cops in the film are worthless, the story is full of holes, and the ending hints at a possible sequel that never materialized. But hey, at least you get to see Peter Stormare get shot in the dick with a laser at the end of the film. You don’t get to say that every day. https://bit.ly/BruiseRomero