Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

7/24/2015

I am almost ashamed to admit that I watched this movie. After all I knew that it was going to be a bad movie. There are mitigating circumstances though. When my youngest son saw that SyFy were showing this piece of crap yesterday evening he absolutely wanted to watch it. I said okay and since I usually watch a TV-show or a movie with the kids in the evening I sat done with them to watch it. I was not really prepared for the level of crappiness that was going to be assaulting my senses. I thought that, since they managed to get funding for a third movie, that there would be some qualities in the movie that I could consider mentioning in a positive context. Well, if I should try and bend over to find something positive to say then the hash tags that where displayed in the lower right corn

8/28/2017

_Oh Hell No!_ does not continue to genuinely raise the enjoyability of the _Sharknado_ franchise, it does however continue to artificially raise the stakes. Critics seemed to have cooled on bizarrely praising the movies completely out of left field at this point as well, as _Sharknado 3_ hits the series' first negative rating on Rotten Tomatoes. _Final rating:★½: - Boring/disappointing. Avoid where possible._

4/7/2026

71/100 The storms are getting worse and now we have a sharknado wall ready to destroy the entire eastern seaboard. What a riot! Unlike "Sharknado 2", which felt made up as they went along, this one has a solid story created by folks with their imaginations on steroids. Outrageously silly, intentionally goofy, with cheesy spec fx, the gags were brilliant, and the humor - refreshingly without ever once resorting to infantile bathroom jokes & pranks - was perfectly corny in all the right places. The low ratings shock me as this is genius camp executed flawlessly. Just have fun! -- DrNostromo.com