Mega Piranha

12/12/2013

OMG, You cant kill it with a Nuclear Bomb, but a U.S. Soldier with a knife. OMG the stupidity.

7/18/2019

Okay, so right up until about five minutes from the end, my thought process was basically "Yeah this sucks, but I mean, it doesn't deserve the **worst** rating. Maybe like, a full one star affair?" but then that resolution came, and I realised how very wrong I was. _Final rating:½ - So bad it’s offensive. I may never fully recover._

5/21/2026

Had a blast watching it with friends after finding it in a resell store bin. The entire film has a weird yellowish tint over the whole thing, the plot is very predictable and none of the characters are really memorable, the movie is suppose to take place in the amazon but many scenes have North American trees, also the military men aren't wearing Brazilian camo. A funny thing I noticed is I'm pretty sure they only ever made a single physical Piranha prop so every scene that isn't cgi its the exact same prop.