Siberia

1/20/2019

A little bit of a different kind of a movie, _Siberia_ does not seem quite sure what sort of viewing experience it wants to be, but it's okay. The leads are quite good and it managed to keep me more or less engaged from start to finish (and especially for that finish). _Final rating:★★½ - Had a lot that appealed to me, didn’t quite work as a whole._

8/15/2026

When the lobster whistles on the mountain... How did this piece of garbage ever get made? Just kidding, this flick is pretty good. Lots of slow parts, but it makes up for that fact with the fact that it has Keanu Reeves (and his co-star does not hurt as well)! To sum it up, Reeves is tasked with getting the ball rolling somewhere new but accidentally brings the fake diamonds instead. (Sidebar: what function could diamonds that large and pristine ever serve?) Watching this movie is like kissing a dog on the mouth -- telling in public, but just right in private.