Batman Ninja

10/4/2018

Okay, so I'm about to totally rail on _Batman Ninja_, but before I do that, I wanted to open it up with the following disclaimer: I thought multiple times throughout watching this "I wonder if this could be the sort of thing that's fun if you watched it in a group setting?". Personally, I watched it by myself, on a bad day, bedridden, feeling very, very unwell. And that's the experience I'm reviewing. Movies don't have to be grounded to be good. They don't have to be be standardised to be good. They don't even have to make sense to be good. Sometimes a movie is just silly fun and everything else is moot. But most of the time, the better a movie is (ie. The more you as the individual viewer are appreciating your experience) the more nonsense you are willing to forgive. It's easier to sus

12/28/2018

**TOTAL CRAP** TLDR The story itself has a lot of potentials. The outcome is in short total crap. Dialogues are childish and silly. I was wondering if I saw a Power Rangers movie. Seems to me a cultural obsession of Japanese people with Robots. Instead of a focus of deep characters, too many figures made it more confusing. There was slightly nothing about Japanese culture in the movie. Somehow it seems that the whole film was produced by 8 year olds. It has to just be a Ninja movie. If you go that road just add zombies, aliens and Godzilla to it. Total trash in short. Good animations don't make up for a silly and childish fantasy.

1/11/2023

It's Batman Manga. It's Batman Japanese style and that really doesn't work. Some of the character redesigns are good, the Joker and Two-face look great, but the rest are meh and only really work because of the setting, but are otherwise a little less than inspired. I mean, Nightwing they phoned in, his redesign looks like, well, Nightwing present era. Red Robin also has the bare minimum of effort to change from present era Gotham to ancient Japan. But I guess... Voltron was the reason why it really flopped with me and when the monkeys hit it was just too out there, too manga, too anime, and not batman enough for me. And the thing is, for a character, Batman would lend himself to Japanese comics a lot easier than a lot of other characters, so to watch it fail like this was painful.

5/26/2026

Like Spinal Tap, Batman Ninja (2018) turns to the Land of the Rising Sun in a bid to inject new life into a creatively depleted franchise. And like Spinal Tap, Batman Ninja is silly and over the top — or at least the English-language version is. A mishap with Gorilla Grodd’s Quake Engine time displacement machine causes Arkham Asylum, with Grodd, the Joker, Harley Quinn Catwoman, The Penguin, Two-Face, Poison Ivy, and Deathstroke in it, to be sent to feudal Japan. Batman, who was fighting Grodd, arrives two years later; he muses, “Grodd delayed me, and it must have affected the jump.” The delay also gave everyone else time to, among other things, either pick up enough Japanese to make themselves understood, or force everyone in Japan to learn English. That said, I can buy that Bruce W