Alien Predator

2/4/2024

I've just come off the back of an Ingmar Bergman session, so I thought I'd give my brain a rest. Well, I'm not sure I'll ever be able to start it again after this derivative and badly acted sci-fi drivel. Something crashes and a crack troop of American soldiers goes missing. "Lt. Col. Adrian" (Xavi Israel) can't get permission to investigate so he forms an illicit squad and off they go. Shortly, they discover that something has crashed and the occupant is not up for taking any prisoners. They have loads of artillery, it has a nifty purple laser and is invisible too. No contest thinks me, but sadly no - we have to have a contest and as this rumbles along we see a slew of D-list performers fall prey - not quickly enough - to our visiting arbiter from the Screen Actor's Guild. Perhaps he coul