Alien Mummies

4/28/2019

Alien Mummies unravels the many outlandish speculations of extraterrestrial life. And by "unravel", I mean this documentary immediately shuts down any and all eyewitness testimonies. The mysterious mummies (despite none of them actually undergoing the Ancient Egyptian process of mummification) that are showcased are a squirrel monkey, a child with an elongated skull, a raccoon and a sloth. Done. I have just exposed the truth behind the decomposed corpses. They are not aliens, yet this documentary does that stupid clichéd TV open-ended remark like "scientists have confirmed this to be a sloth, or are the eyewitness accusations actually true?". Well no, they just confirmed it's a sloth? Nothing else matters now. There's no real compelling evidence to suggest that they are even remotely r