Super Shark

7/10/2017

See that tank on the front cover? It's a walking tank. That's not a spoiler you literally see that in the opening scene (a flash forward), so why would they not make use of that fact as promotional material? I guess, because, like the entire movie itself, its super dumb. _Final rating:★½: - Boring/disappointing. Avoid where possible._

3/19/2022

Super Shark, a 2011 Sharksploitation movie. It barely started and there's a badass tank mech with legs shooting a shark, kick ass!! But I can tell it's gonna be a doozy because it has a bad 90s style theme song. And of course what is a Sharksploitation movie without the bikinis and the perverts to gawk at them? But we're here for the sharks are we not? Kat really steals the show in the movie I think. And of course Greg has binoculars and you know what he does with them. I thought the submarine actors did a good job too yaknow for a b movie. This Dynamite Stevens guy is too much I think but he's a plot device to get a bunch of women to twerk so I guess that's why he's in this. And it's time for the poorly rendered CGI shark! Mutherfuckin shark just eats everyone in one bite jeez. And